Sorry about the poor quality of this video. It was shot in '84. Pisarenko - the consumate male:
As one of the comments for the above video said, he not only out-performed all others, "he was the best looking super ever, in every way" i.e. not fat... wide as a barn and talk about traps!
G'head and try a few of these! The photo makes me itch to load a bar.